BEV-ER-LY HILLS, THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE!

Holy rich women & luxuriousness! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills came CORRECT & I've not been able to get enough. Let's start with a brief intro, shall we?

Lisa Vanderpump. DYING for her. I cannot blow enough smoke up her ass. Quite possibly the classiest Housewife of all the franchises. Bentley's, a house that mine could fit inside of, quite easily 10 times & Giggy. Oh, Giggy. The coolest Housedog EVER. (Sorry, Ginger! Sorry, Cookie!) If the restaurant gave her all of that, I'm in the wrong field. Lisa's opener is: "In Beverly Hills, it's who you know & I know everyone" & I believe it! She literally knows everyone, I just wish she knew me!

Side note: I'm usually all about the blondes when it comes to my Housewives, for instance: Kim Zolciak, Tamra, Gretchen, DINA, you get me, but this franchise has me flocking to the brunettes!

Kyle Richards. Amazingly chic & classy. Paris Hilton's aunt, I mean HELLO! Birkin's galore & a house that, well, that's open to interpretation. I'm an interior designer so the fact that her house was designed by an amateur makes me beyond upset; however, I learned recently that it was staged to sell during filming, therefore, she owes me no explanation.

Now to the blondes...

Kim Richards. Paris Hilton's aunt also. Keeps it interesting for sure, I think, every episode that she's had one too many cocktails before filming her interviews but I could be mistaking. She drives the same car as my mom (Lincoln Navigator) so I love that about her, other than that I think we need to continue to "Watch What Happens" with Kim. I want her to find love...

Adrienne Maloof. MAY-JOR respect for Adrienne. Palms Casino-Hotel, AMAZING. Tinsel hair, well... whatever. She's great. So humble for someone who could possibly end the entire recession by paying of the US debt. Her & Paul are so great together too, he's hilarious. How creative to get her a dog for her birthday too, I mean she already has EVERYTHING else so, why not?

Taylor Armstrong. At first, I was like: "WTF is wrong with her lip??" Then, I remembered, this is Beverly Hills. Then she explained that it's an implant & she'd have it fixed but she doesn't feel it's necessary to go under the knife again for something so minor so I commend her! After she spend $60K on her daughters birthday party (Age 4) she earned a lot of my respect. Now, we know 1/2 of that was for the show, would she normally have spent so much? Probably not but if you've got it, which all of these women actually DO, then why not spend it?? I am never a fan of a marriage ending but she can do so much better than Russell, take half of his shit & move on! I mean, I'll move to Beverly Hills if she wants... ;)

Finally, the giant elephant in the room...

Camille Grammer. At first, I was in love. The house, the cars, the staff, the good life! So she thought... I have to feel a little bit bad for her since obviously Kelsey Grammer had (as Patti Stanger would say) BBD syndrome (Bigger, Better, Deal). He's engaged to a 29 year old. Seriously? Anyway, more about Camille. Since she's settling for a mere $60 million, that releases us from feeling bad, it's kind of a Tiger-Elin situation but not so many mistresses. I wanted to like Camille, I really did but she turned into the Danielle Staub of Beverly Hills. I did appreciate that she apologized publicly to Kyle on Watch What Happens, Live the other night, it made me not dislike her as much...

I'll actually blog about the episodes in my next post. Thank God the holiday's only come once a year because this interruption of my shows has killed me over these last two weeks!

I'll blog Atlanta too, what the hell, maybe even Top Chef: All Stars & The Fashion Show, why not?

We'll talk.